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Kenyatta's Dialogue

Every line Kenyatta speaks — clerk of Kilima Valley.

StoryStory

First Interaction

Kenyatta

Sup? You're new, right?

I'm Kenyatta. Glorified City Hall receptionist.

My parents run this place. If you have a problem, you should probably go to one of them.

But if you wanna get up to some trouble? Hit me up.

  • Tell me something. Anything.
  • Hear any interesting rumors lately?
  • Today just seems to drag on and on... how do you stand it?
  • Mom’s in a bad mood today. I’d steer clear.
  • Welcome to City Hall. The magistrate’s office is to my left and the mayor’s office is... who am I kidding, you know why you’re here.
  • Sup?
  • Hey, or whatever.
  • Hi, I guess.
  • Hey, if you see a chance to cause a scene, don't pass it up, okay? For me?
  • Hey... or whatever.
  • Hopefully you have something interesting to say. I’m soooo bored.
  • If boredom could kill, I’d be dead a thousand times over already.
  • Time just seems to drag on and on... how do you stand it?
  • Are you just going to stand there staring at me or did you have something to say?
  • I know I have to work soon, but I just need a couple more hours of rest. Wake me up a little later, will ya? [In room]

Friendship Level 1-2

  • You haven’t seen my mom around, right?
  • Hope your day is going better than mine.
  • Yo.
  • Why are the hours ticking by so slowly?
  • How’s it hangin’?
  • Hope you have something interesting to say.
  • You just gonna stand there?
  • I’m soooo bored.
  • Sup?

Friendship Level 3-4

  • I was about to pass out from boredom.
  • Entertain me.
  • I was just thinking about how much I hate this place.
  • Do you know what my dad actually does all day?
  • *sigh* Thank the Dragon you’re here.
  • *scoff* Is Eshe now ruining your life or what?
  • Have you read Crime Times? It’s so gory.
  • Here to rescue me from my misery?
  • There must be more to life.
  • Hey. You seen Nai’o around anywhere? N-not that I care.

Friendship Level 1-2

  • See you later! Or whatever.
  • Whatever! I was already leaving.
  • Okay! Byeee!
  • Later.
  • This was tons of fun.
  • Toodles.
  • Catch you on the flip side.
  • Fine. Bye.

Friendship Level 3-4

  • See you later?
  • Sucks to be me.
  • Try not to die.
  • Hope ya don’t get murdered.
  • Meh, bummer.
  • You are the highlight of my crappy day.
  • You’re so cool!
  • If you have to leave, just go.
  • It was pretty nice talking to you.
  • You’re leaving already. Ugh.

Kenyatta has been present during the following events:

Summer Maji Market

Luna New Year

Special Dialogues based on Player Personality TypeStory

Air

Kenyatta

I've always liked that you're someone I can just have fun with.

You don't always have to stick to rules like some other people around here.

DailyDaily chats

Kenyatta

People think I’m lucky because my parents are rich.

I mean, I am. But it’s not all sunshine and briar daisies, you know?

Money comes with expectations. And my mom comes with even MORE.

Kenyatta

It's been so hard to find spice sprouts lately! I don't know if someone's hoarding them or what.

Nobody needs to be that spicy, seriously.

Kenyatta

It’s nice being outside, y’know?

Sometimes I forget how interesting the world is. Like, I’m pretty sure I saw a gnarly looking beetle over there!

Kenyatta

I was up late taking a long walk last night.

Hopefully my mom doesn’t see me sneak back in through the window.

Actually, scratch that. Hopefully she does, and it mortifies her.

Kenyatta

Sun feels so nice today.

Legends say that back in the time of Humans the air was so full of smoke you couldn’t even see the sun.

Seems kind of messed up. Like, if you aren’t going to take care of your stuff, you probably shouldn’t have it.

Kenyatta

Things have picked up a bit here now that you Humans are out and about. Work is still about as interesting as watching grass grow.

Kenyatta

I’ve been having Auni sneak me a series of scandalous true crime newsletters in the mail.

Did you know there’s a killer loose in the Capital?

Ten noblewomen of my age and height have gone missing so far.

Kenyatta

If you see a glowing flower let me know, those things are great in a healing poultice I give to my riffroc when she gets indigestion.

Kenyatta

Unfortunately, the Outpost no longer serves food and I'm not much in the adventuring mood anymore.

My cousin Eshelon even asked me about it last week.

I hope that means he's coming for a visit.

You'd just love him. He's the only other member of my family that's not a complete bore.

Kenyatta asks The Player QuestionsDaily chats

Kenyatta

What are you up to today?

Earth
Player

Just running some errands.

Kenyatta

Ugh, that's so... responsible.

Air
Player

Causing some trouble for Eshe.

Kenyatta

Oh, cool! We're doing the same thing today!

Fire
Player

Going to visit friends!

Kenyatta

Ugh. Fine, go talk to someone else. Not like I care or anything.

Water
Player

I'm off to Bahari Bay.

Kenyatta

Guess you're making up for all that time you were... well wherever you Humans were all these years.

Kenyatta

If you had to pick one, what Path would you declare?

Water
Player

Something creative.

Kenyatta

Yeah, I can see that for you. You've got style, after all.

Earth
Player

Something outdoors.

Kenyatta

Yeah, I get you. It's hard to feel bored when there's so much going on out there, right?

Air
Player

Professional slacker.

Kenyatta

Information needed.

Fire
Player

Something dangerous.

Kenyatta

Not too dangerous though, right? I'd be pretty bummed if something happened to you.

Kenyatta

So, what kinda books are you into?

Water
Player

Romance.

Kenyatta

Oh, if you like romance novels you should talk to Nai'o. Those are his favorites too.

Fire
Player

Adventure!

Kenyatta

Same. Like, if there aren't at least five fight scenes, what's the point?

Earth
Player

Science Fiction.

Kenyatta

Science fiction? Is that some kind of new Human genre?

Air
Player

I'm allergic to reading.

Kenyatta

I don't blame you, most of this crap's useless. But, y'know, sometimes it can be worth it.

Follow up

Kenyatta

Found the perfect adventure novel just for you over on the shelves.

It's called "The Journey of the Silver Sernuk." It’s one of my favorites.

Kenyatta

Still trying to figure out what you meant by science fiction.

Like, is it something that's true, but also fake? Seems kinda pointless.

Kenyatta

Be honest, do you really think I can be a healer?

Fire
Player

Of course!

Kenyatta

Not sure if you're just being a really good hype man...

But I'll take it right now. It's nice to have someone believe in me.

Earth
Player

I don't know...

Kenyatta

Information needed.

In the Morning

Kenyatta

I know I have to go work soon, but I just need a couple more hours of rest. Wake me up a little later, will ya?

Kenyatta

Chayne says you should start each day with an affirmation. I'm still not really sure what he means.

What's your affirmation?

Kenyatta

I love the mornings 'cause that's the only time my mom is out of the house.

I can actually just get a second to breathe, ya know?

Kenyatta

I'm not a morning Majiri... Can we maybe talk after I've had my coffee?

In the evening

Kenyatta

I hope one of these nights I spot the beast of the Elderwoods.

I know we’re not in the Elderwoods, but beasts have legs too!

Kenyatta

Ugh, finding a Path is so exhausting. You have to find a mentor, get all the materials, try it out, get bored, and move on to the next thing.

I don't know how Nai'o was so certain of his Path.

Kenyatta

Sometimes I think about just... not going home. Staying out all night.

But I have no idea where I'd go, so I always just end up home again.

At City Hall

Kenyatta

Sure, we can talk.

I’m so bored I could literally have a conversation about paint drying and it would seem thrilling.

I mean, seriously, have you noticed sometimes paint looks a totally different color when it’s dry than when it’s wet?

Yep... pretty fascinating stuff...

Kenyatta

My mom’s making me work here, so I can prepare for a career in governance.

I think I’d rather pry out my own eyeballs and feed them to a Gillyfin than wind up like her.

Kenyatta

If you’re looking for my dad, he’s in his office in the back. If you’re looking for my mom, can I ask you why?

‘Cause I would highly recommend you don’t.

Kenyatta

Thanks for dropping by. Every time you show up and distract me from work, it makes mom irritated.

Kenyatta

...Still coming around to see me, huh?

Most people give up after they realize I don’t really have any sway with my mom.

Kenyatta

This job's nice, because I can study healing manuals on the side.

I've been reading about how to perform an amputation lately. Just wish someone would get injured around her so I could try it out.

At the Library

Kenyatta

Don’t let Caleri see you distracting me.

My mom has promised the library enough funds for a new wing if I can recite the entire Kilima Valley property tax code by my Path Declaration.

Kenyatta

Did you know there’s actually a Galdur on the Palian Great Council?

He’s been serving almost two hundred years. Talk about tradition!

...What? Sometimes these books can be interesting. Sometimes.

Kenyatta

Don't tell Caleri, but I snuck a true crime mag into the pages of my "History of the Palian Grand Council" book.

Kenyatta

Check this out, I actually learned something useful while studying.

Did you know that the laws against the use of Flow only prevent MAJIRI from using it?

There was this whole trade war with the Grimalkins and we basically lost. That’s not the part that matters.

What matters is that it means you’re legally allowed to do whatever you want with Flow.

Kenyatta

Here to break up this snooze fest?

I mean, who cares which classic era painting rose to governance class after the ascension of the First Council.

Not me!

Friendship Level 3 or Higher

Kenyatta

Me and dad get along a lot better than me and mom.

He's not as obsessed as my mom is about my Path. And he, y'know, actually treats me like a person. It's nice.

Just wish he wasn't such a pushover with mom. I could use someone on my side.

Friendship Level 4

Kenyatta

We've got a ton of unique healing plants in the valley.

Like, take spice sprouts. You can use them to heal pain, but they're also good for wrinkles and youth potions.

Kenyatta

So, get this. Usually you don't want to shove brightshrooms in your mouth, because you'll puke your guts out.

But if you smash it up into powder and turn it into tea, you can make a potion that's pretty good for aches and bruises.

Chayne taught me how yesterday. It actually worked!

Kenyatta

Apparently pearls can be enhanced to ease troubled minds using Flow.

Of course, I don't get to unlock the Flow stuff until I pass like fifty trials.

Healers are super restricted on how much Flow we get to use. The Order locks that stuff down.

Kenyatta

...Thanks again for encouraging me to make this healing thing official. I... actually really like it.

Kenyatta

Nai'o always said he knew his Path because it felt like home.

It's silly, but... I think I get what he means now.

Kenyatta

That's not a fountain at the Dragon Shrine, it's really a spring. Legend says it was formed from the Dragon's tears. He's so in tune with Palia, her pain is his pain.

Least I can do is try to ease some of that, right?

With Reth

Kenyatta

I hear you’re getting close to the mysterious cook... let me know if you end up learning his secrets.

I’ve been dying to know what his deal is.

Associated with QuestsDaily chats

After Kenyatta Friendship Level 2/3/4 Quest:

(Villager)'s Pin

From Villagers to Kenyatta's PinDaily chats

Caleri

Oh... You're wearing Kenyatta's pin.

Well, that explains why she's been happier these days. And why she talks so much about you.

Don't worry. She only has good things to say.

Delaila

That pin...it belongs to the Bahari girl, don't it?

How did you...you know what, I don't want to know. It isn't my business.

Eshe

That's my daughter's pin. Since when have you two been seeing each other?! And why wasn't I informed?!

In my days, courtship was handled the proper way -- through the approval of the parents of both parties!

Kenli

Oh, I see you have an admirer. Tell me, who is it?

Option 1
Player

Kenyatta

Kenli

Kenyatta? My Kenyatta? ...I see. Well, I approve.

Though I better not tell her that or she might break things off with you if she knew I approved.

Option 2
Player

I'd rather not say.

Zeki

Kenyatta's pin?

I thought I saw the farm boy wearin' that just the other day...you know what, that's none of my business.

I guess if there's one way to make Eshe madder than a herd of ormuu it's to date a Human.

Entering ConversationRomance & events

Romance Level 1-2

  • Up for some trouble?
  • You, uh, dropping in for a chat or what?
  • You wanna blow this popsicle stand?
  • You know I, uh, named my pet barracuda after you.
  • *laugh* Eshe wouldn’t be happy seeing us like this.
  • I can’t flirt with you until Eshe’s around!

Romance Level 3-4

  • We should get matching tattoos.
  • I’m... actually glad we met.
  • You’re lucky being charming isn’t illegal.
  • It should be a crime for you to be this hot.
  • I’ve got some new info on the case.
  • Hey, baby.
  • Let’s get matching shark tooth necklaces.
  • I know you’re up for some trouble.
  • Hey. Detective.
  • Wanna make out in my mom's office?

Exiting conversationRomance & events

Romance Level 1-2

  • Stop by later when Eshe’s around.
  • I hate talking to people that aren’t you.
  • Wouldn’t want to cause a scandal.
  • Come back soon.
  • Go ahead. Leave.
  • I was getting tired of flirting anyway.

Romance Level 3-4

  • I’ll miss scheming with you.
  • Okay. My day’s peaked.
  • So... I’ll see you later. Right?
  • Whatever. You’ll... be back.
  • Look sharp out there. Detective.
  • Guess I can go back to doing other stuff.
  • If someone breaks into my room, I hope it’s you.
  • If anything happened to you, I would freak.
  • Try not to get strangled out there.
Kenyatta

Hey, wanna hold hands in my mom’s office later?

Kenyatta

You're late.

Player

Am I?

Romance 1 & 2
Kenyatta

Yeah, I was just about to go flirt with Reth instead.

Romance 3 & 4
Kenyatta

Yeah, I've been waiting for you to come flirt with me ALL day.

Kenyatta

So, are all Humans this cute, or is it just you?

Player

Just me. I hope.

Romance 1 & 2
Kenyatta

We'll see about that.

Romance 3 & 4
Kenyatta

Like you even have to ask.

...It's just you. Duh.

Kenyatta

My mom would FLIP if she saw us right now.

Player

Is that why you like me?

Romance 1 & 2
Kenyatta

Not the only reason. But it’s a nice bonus.

Romance 3 & 4
Kenyatta

Nah. Honestly, her reaction’s getting a little old. This... isn’t just a fling, y’know?

I mean, if it is, that’s cool. Just... let me know.

Kenyatta

Hey.

Player

Hey.

Romance 1 & 2
Kenyatta

Ugh. Yours sounded cooler. Come back later, I’ll work on it.

Romance 3 & 4
Kenyatta

So did you come to talk, or just stare? Because I’m good with either.

Kenyatta

Hey, I was just thinking about you.

Fire
Player

I’m always thinking about you.

Fire · Romance 1 & 2
Kenyatta

Good. You should be.

Fire · Romance 3 & 4
Kenyatta

Cool, that makes two of us, then. Glad we’re on the same page…

Just to be clear, I meant I’m always thinking about you too. Not myself. I’m not THAT vapid.

Water
Player

Anything specific?

Water · Romance 1 & 2
Kenyatta

That for me to know and for you to find out.

Water · Romance 3 & 4
Kenyatta

Oh, just wondering what kind of trouble we can get up to. Wanna find out?

Kenyatta

Today feels like it’s lasting FOREVER.

Fire
Player

You’re cute when you pout.

Fire · Romance 1 & 2
Kenyatta

I’m always cute, and I never pout.

Fire · Romance 3 & 4
Kenyatta

I’m cuter when I smile. Good thing you’re here.

Air
Player

Should I entertain you?

Air · Romance 1 & 2
Kenyatta

Yeah, do a backflip or something. I’m waiting.

Air · Romance 3 & 4
Kenyatta

Pfft, you’re always entertaining. And I don’t even mean that in a bad way.

Kenyatta

I'm so bored. Are you here to entertain me?

Fire
Player

Anything for you.

Fire · Romance 1 & 2
Kenyatta

Ugh, don't say that out loud. Someone might hear!

Fire · Romance 3 & 4
Kenyatta

It's weird, but I kind of believe you when you say that. Ugh, what's wrong with me?

Earth
Player

Only if you entertain me too.

Earth · Romance 1 & 2
Kenyatta

I'm always entertaining Player.

Earth · Romance 3 & 4
Kenyatta

I can think of a few things for us to get up to.

Kenyatta

I didn't notice before but you're pretty strong, huh? Do you think you could pick me up?

Player

Should we try?

Romance 1 & 2
Kenyatta

Wait 'til my mom's around. I'll show her improper!

Romance 3 & 4
Kenyatta

...Just don't drop me, okay?

And if you do, make sure I land somewhere that will leave a cool scar.

Kenyatta

You're back. Couldn't resist me?

Water
Player

I never can.

Water · Romance 1 & 2
Kenyatta

Charmer. Save those lines for a girl who'll fall for them.

Water · Romance 3 & 4
Kenyatta

...Good. Not that I was worried or anything.

Earth
Player

I didn't try very hard.

Earth · Romance 1 & 2
Kenyatta

Charmer. Save those lines for a girl who'll fall for them.

Earth · Romance 3 & 4
Kenyatta

...Good. Not that I was worried or anything.

Gifting Chocolate / Heartdrop LilyRomance & events

When trying to start a romance with Kenyatta:

Given Box of Chocolates or Heartdrop Lily:

Friendship Level Below 3
Kenyatta

You know these are supposed to be for someone you like, right?

And if you like me, you'll try to get to know me a little better first.

Friendship Level 3+
Kenyatta

Wait. This is for me?

I knew you'd realise how cool I was eventually.

I think I can make some time to try you out. A girl's gotta have options, right?

Just don't get cold feet when my mom turns her ire on you, yeah?

After a romance with Kenyatta has already started:

Given Box of Chocolates

Kenyatta

I'd say I'm not that into gifts...

But I am. Especially when they come from you.

Given Heartdrop Lily

Kenyatta

I'd say I'm not that into gifts...

But I am. Especially when they come from you.

Maji Market 2023Romance & events

  • Welcome to Chapaa Hut, home of the Chapaa Chompers... How can I assist you today?
Kenyatta

My mom’s been pulling her hair out over the Maji Market for months now.

She kept complaining about how she had to plan everything herself, but she’s the one who refused my dad’s help.

I somehow got dragged into the mess, and now here I am.

Kenyatta

Najuma and her dad hardly ever come down to the village. Whenever they do, they’re usually off to a quiet corner somewhere... kind of like they are now.

Their house must be dead silent. I wish mine was, too.

Kenyatta

Ugh. I’ve said that “Welcome to Chapaa Hut” line so many times I don’t even know what it means anymore.

Air
Player

That’s called semantic satiation.

Air · Romance
Kenyatta

...Not going to lie, it’s kinda hot how smart you are.

You’re cute and you’ve got brains? I guess I lucked out with you.

Earth
Player

You must be fun at parties.

Kenyatta

Uh huh. As fun as you are.

Water
Player

Is there anything I can do to make it better?

Fire
Player

Want me to come up with a new catchphrase?

Kenyatta

One catchphrase is more than enough. Two would just give me double the nightmares.

Plus I couldn't get that "Chapaa Chompers" line out of my head even if I wanted to.

After Event Quest Kenyatta's Cravings

Kenyatta

I’m thinking of asking Najuma for some more of those experimental fireworks.

I can already think of a few fun places to set them off.

Air
Player

Outside your mom’s window?

Kenyatta

While she’s asleep? Totally.

Except I’d wake up my dad too, and he’d definitely freak out.

Water
Player

The docks is a nice spot.

Fire
Player

Now I want to set some off.

Earth
Player

Hopefully nowhere disruptive.

Kenyatta

You sounded just like my mom for a second.

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Kenyatta

I was thinking of climbing that cliff and setting them off at the top.

After Event Quest Maji Market Mayhem

Kenyatta

I’m soooo bored. You better have something interesting to tell me.

Air
Player

Eshe got emotional over Reth’s mochi ice cream.

Kenyatta

Oh, that’s hilarious. Too bad I missed it.

Earth
Player

Reth took his own fryer apart.

Pfft. So that’s why he was gutting his machine in the corner earlier.

Fire
Player

You first.

Water
Player

Sorry, I’ve got nothing.

Luna New Year Maji MarketRomance & events

Kenyatta

I'm helping my mom and dad run a booth at the Maji Market tonight.

...Visit me maybe? It would make wearing that tacky costume a little less torturous.

Kenyatta

I really outdid myself with the wish I made this year. It's just so... me.

It'd be nice if it came true, though. It'd make for an interesting story to tell next Luna New Year.

Kenyatta

My family's Luna New Year dinner was a lot more... lively than usual this time around.

It's probably because my mom's meeting with the Duchess about the Maji Market went well and she was able to get last-minute funding.

My mom's been in a weirdly good mood ever since. She even helped pick out bones from our braised fish instead of making my dad do it! It was kind of scary...

Kenyatta

Kinda bummed Nai'o didn't come to the Maji Market this year. Talking to him during last year's made the time go by faster.

Air
Player

Well, I'm here, aren't I?

Kenyatta

Information needed: Kenyatta's response

Earth
Player

Sucks to be you.

Kenyatta

Trust me, I know. But talking to you is nice, too. I wouldn't mind if you stuck around for a bit.

Kenyatta

I bumped into Jina and Hekla earlier and asked them if they were coming tonight.

Jina wanted to, but apparently gets nervous being around a lot of people. I get her. People suck.

Hekla asked if I could bring some stuff back for Jina later, so I guess I'm doing that. Hopefully she likes what I give her.

Dialogue is reproduced faithfully from the game. Branching replies (by personality, friendship or romance level) are grouped so you can read every path.